Izzy

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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me: attempting to focus in class

my brain:

BUSINESS CALLS

I’M UP TO MY ASS IN SHIT

WHAT IS THIS BUSINESS

MARKETS CRASHING

I’M AT THE EDGE OF MY WITS

I JUST CAN’T TAKE IT

WHEN ALL I WANNA DOOOOO

IS SPEND MY DAY WITH

greg…

and steve…

and stu…

and mark…

and leighton…

and chad 💘💓💖💝💞💕 …

and-

ring ring

the phone rings…

i answer it.

oh, hey greg…

i’m swamped

with business

stocks, bonds, golden parachutes…

remember those days on the football field, greg?

last week feels like ages ago

today?

after work?

on the old football field?

the old stomping ground, ay greg?

just you…

and me…

and steve

and stu

and mark, and leighton

and chad 💘💓💖💝💞💕?

five o’ clock…

i’ll see you then, greg

i’ll see you then.

WHEN ALL I WANNA DOOOO

IS SPEND MY DAY WITH STEVEEE AND-

FIVE O’ CLOCK CAN’T COME SOON ENOUGH

FIVE O’ CLOCK CAN’T COME SOON ENOUGH

FIVE O’CLOCK CAN’T COME SOON ENOUGH

I CAN’T WAIT TO GET HOMEEE

TO MY BOYSSSS